I have 3 cooking arch nemesis (arch nemesi?...Lauren help me out here)
My Cookbook -
The recipes never stay put.
They always jump out at me & try to give me paper cuts.
The one I want always hides from me.
The Dishes -
Never will do themselves.
Keep inviting more friends to join the dirty dish party.
And want to party in the sink every day.
This Guy -
Eats all the food.
Can only pretend to care that I spent hours making it.